this is genuinely beautiful. i love research and i love the effort put into this. have you given any thought to the significance of researchers in your responses and the possibility that researchers were more likely to respond to the survey due to their respect for the research process?
Even though I’m 80 years old, I totally enjoyed reading this. You are so clever, funny and professionally skilled - obviously it will be difficult to find a partner who really “gets you” but clearly you’re up for the challenge . Good luck, and may you be delightfully surprised one day.
i read this for my son... I found this hysterical- raised by a mother and two older sisters - he is a sweetheart, my biological clock is ticking for grandchildren but crickets- very funny research and really sad....
You need to tell your son that his upbringing made it nearly impossible for women to really love him, because they trust him. A good man is that way because that's just how he is, but women do not generally find that sexually attractive on an emotional level. And he will be fooled because so many women will want to be around him, and they will build him up verbally, all while looking for someone who makes them feel unsure of their attractiveness and worth. Women in the U.S. report they are less likely to sleep with a man they like or trust than one they do, and more likely to sleep with a man if they think he is just out to get in their pants. Tell him the three basics of female love so he has a chance to get a gal obsessed with him who is not "settling" for him because she already invited multiple bad guys to take advantage of her. The three pillars of female love are: you can't be sure if he really likes/approves of you, you have to think he can or will cheat on you, and your social circle has to approve of him. He will have to be a lot more challenging and less accepting to the women he courts. Not dates. BTW, I only have sisters and learned from the least impulsive women in society (Columbia college) that just being myself was an effective way to have women love you. It just does not work with women who are not very intellectual.
Don't be proud. Help your son. Not mansplaining. Just learned this a few weeks ago, explained by a female psychiatrist to help women be more able to avoid liking bad boys.
Danielle, you significantly rock - great research project. Love your dark and dangerous intelligence and sense of humor - and that's meant as a compliment!
To everyone else, y'all are reading too much into my reaction - my bad, for providing a personal example which allowed assumptions and hypotheses about my son's love life - I will never hear the end of that ! I was just saying, 'he is a great person', didn't suffer from feminine righteously indignant input, and we raised him 'right' - yay, women! And I want more grandchildren....cause I am almost 70 and deserve more!!!! It is all about me
This is both genius and pure comedy gold. Thank you for doing this. I hope it leads to some kickass job opportunity of a man who appreciates you the way you should be appreciated ❤️
Girl.... I wish more research papers read like this. The quaunties are gonna love you (quant aunties) (stop trying to make it happen. it's never gonna happen)
this is genuinely beautiful. i love research and i love the effort put into this. have you given any thought to the significance of researchers in your responses and the possibility that researchers were more likely to respond to the survey due to their respect for the research process?
ok you have won best comment of the internet today and it's only 3 am
Even though I’m 80 years old, I totally enjoyed reading this. You are so clever, funny and professionally skilled - obviously it will be difficult to find a partner who really “gets you” but clearly you’re up for the challenge . Good luck, and may you be delightfully surprised one day.
thank you so much :,)
DId you go out with any of the respondents? I want to hear about that
Love and analytics and love of analytics and everything in between <3 so beautiful
I’m dead. Subscribed immediately. More please!
This is one of the funniest things I've read on the internet. Bravo.
Raw, feral, revolutionary
i read this for my son... I found this hysterical- raised by a mother and two older sisters - he is a sweetheart, my biological clock is ticking for grandchildren but crickets- very funny research and really sad....
Hmm, I will keep that in mind.
You need to tell your son that his upbringing made it nearly impossible for women to really love him, because they trust him. A good man is that way because that's just how he is, but women do not generally find that sexually attractive on an emotional level. And he will be fooled because so many women will want to be around him, and they will build him up verbally, all while looking for someone who makes them feel unsure of their attractiveness and worth. Women in the U.S. report they are less likely to sleep with a man they like or trust than one they do, and more likely to sleep with a man if they think he is just out to get in their pants. Tell him the three basics of female love so he has a chance to get a gal obsessed with him who is not "settling" for him because she already invited multiple bad guys to take advantage of her. The three pillars of female love are: you can't be sure if he really likes/approves of you, you have to think he can or will cheat on you, and your social circle has to approve of him. He will have to be a lot more challenging and less accepting to the women he courts. Not dates. BTW, I only have sisters and learned from the least impulsive women in society (Columbia college) that just being myself was an effective way to have women love you. It just does not work with women who are not very intellectual.
This is utter nonsense. Thank you for mansplaining to women what they like and are attracted to.
And to Jill: Tell your son to keep being a good guy and a man women can trust. He'll find someone wonderful.
Don't be proud. Help your son. Not mansplaining. Just learned this a few weeks ago, explained by a female psychiatrist to help women be more able to avoid liking bad boys.
And, one more LOL, I am a retired mental health therapist who joined substack because I am a syntopic reader!
And, I am super proud of ALL my children!!!!!
Oh wow, stop!
Danielle, you significantly rock - great research project. Love your dark and dangerous intelligence and sense of humor - and that's meant as a compliment!
To everyone else, y'all are reading too much into my reaction - my bad, for providing a personal example which allowed assumptions and hypotheses about my son's love life - I will never hear the end of that ! I was just saying, 'he is a great person', didn't suffer from feminine righteously indignant input, and we raised him 'right' - yay, women! And I want more grandchildren....cause I am almost 70 and deserve more!!!! It is all about me
BS
The effort and time taken to make this is very recommendable 💯🔥
You have a gift for survey writing.
This is both genius and pure comedy gold. Thank you for doing this. I hope it leads to some kickass job opportunity of a man who appreciates you the way you should be appreciated ❤️
aww tysm you're too sweet :,)
So good. You win the internet for me♥️Here's to your big brain and move to NYC🎉
loved the statistical analysis full of humour and punches ....
Read early this morning and had to share with a bunch of friends/family. Absolute gold. Respondent No.73 has my vote!
The discussion and conclusion had me dying 🤣
Girl.... I wish more research papers read like this. The quaunties are gonna love you (quant aunties) (stop trying to make it happen. it's never gonna happen)